It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker:
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please?"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement,
"Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee?"
I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, When once more, the Man yelled,
"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please?"
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . .
"Would the A**hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
damnit, man....
that little yellow happy face of yours....
Yer freakin me out...
who are we dealing with...?
damnit, man....
that little yellow happy face of yours....
Yer freakin me out...
who are we dealing with...?
Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me outI'm the Unknown Bald Guy......
My cover's blown....
(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)
damnit, man....
that little yellow happy face of yours....
Yer freakin me out...
who are we dealing with...?
Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out
I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......
My cover's blown....
(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)
And you don't have a digital camera why?
damnit, man....
that little yellow happy face of yours....
Yer freakin me out...
who are we dealing with...?
Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out
I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......
My cover's blown....
(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)
And you don't have a digital camera why? 
Watch it buddy, I don't have a digital camera either....but that's because I'm a billhilly
damnit, man....
that little yellow happy face of yours....
Yer freakin me out...
who are we dealing with...?
Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out
I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......
My cover's blown....
(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)
And you don't have a digital camera why? 
But sir, I do have another digital camera......
But the one I have is so smart that when I try and take a pic of myself, the lens cover closes and the screen displays
I cannot self terminate, please throw me into trafficHummmmm - I wonder what it's trying to tell me.....