Golf Ediquette

[bmwgsa]

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker:

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please?"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement,

"Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee?"

I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, When once more, the Man yelled,

"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please?"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . .

"Would the A**hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"

[Robmeister]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

[bmwgsa]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out

I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......

My cover's blown....


(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)

[BaldRob]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out

I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......

My cover's blown....


(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)

And you don't have a digital camera why?   

[PigPen]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out

I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......

My cover's blown....


(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)

And you don't have a digital camera why?   

Watch it buddy, I don't have a digital camera either....but that's because I'm a billhilly

[bmwgsa]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out

I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......

My cover's blown....


(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)

And you don't have a digital camera why?   

But sir, I do have another digital camera......

But the one I have is so smart that when I try and take a pic of myself, the lens cover closes and the screen displays I cannot self terminate, please throw me into traffic

Hummmmm - I wonder what it's trying to tell me.....

[PBurke]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out

I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......

My cover's blown....


(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)

And you don't have a digital camera why?   

But sir, I do have another digital camera......

But the one I have is so smart that when I try and take a pic of myself, the lens cover closes and the screen displays I cannot self terminate, please throw me into traffic

Hummmmm - I wonder what it's trying to tell me.....

bald rob has a twin

[MagmaBabe]

bald rob has a twin

 

[bmwgsa]

damnit, man....

that little yellow happy face of yours....


Yer freakin me out...

who are we dealing with...?

Ah Ha - You've finally flushed me out

I'm the Unknown Bald Guy......

My cover's blown....


(and I really don't have any good pic's of me bald, yet...)

And you don't have a digital camera why?   

But sir, I do have another digital camera......

But the one I have is so smart that when I try and take a pic of myself, the lens cover closes and the screen displays I cannot self terminate, please throw me into traffic

Hummmmm - I wonder what it's trying to tell me.....

bald rob has a twin

Oh Snap  I gots a twin....  Boy there was a lot of things my mommy forgot to tell me.....