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Offline warhawk

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VENDING machine nightmares...
« on: August 26, 2008, 09:03:29 PM »
hello fellow chrome domes:  have U ever had a vending machine nightmare?  here's a vending machine nightmare that i encountered a couple of weeks ago at work.  on a  busy day working at the hospital... i didn't have time 2 take a lunch break so... i decided 2 get a quick snack (bag of lay's potato chips) from the vending machine.  anyways... i insert my money (one dollar which is wayyyy 2 much 4 a bag of LAY's potato chips >:() & the bag of chips gets "stuck" on the metal wire and i'm unable 2 get my snack. :Xo!  so... what else is there 2 do but 2 aggresively "shake" the heck out of that vending machine until i got my snack.  thankfully... it worked.  O0

so... how 'bout U?  i know i'm not the only one that has experienced a vending machine nightmare.  what's your story?

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Re: VENDING machine nightmares...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 09:18:37 PM »
I use to fill vending machines for a living...Have I ever got nightmares for you!  LOL  But on the tone you are talking about, yes I have.  I have litterally shaken the machine so hard that more than my fair share came out.  Yes I took half of it and left the othe half on top of the machine. 

Another time...ok this is gross but i am gonna say it ...when I worked at the grocery store it was sorta on the bad side of town.  Well someone apparently had put a used condom turned inside out inside the change slot....you guessed it...I am the one who found it...pissed me off bigger than sh*t.  My friends laughed but I was pissed...very pissed.

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Re: VENDING machine nightmares...
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 12:16:28 AM »
brother I think anyone who's ever used a vending machine has had those deals and it sucks  :x!
 

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Re: VENDING machine nightmares...
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 03:41:09 AM »
I have, and it was quite recent too.

So I was walking up this hill, which all of a sudden turned into a forest.. and I was like..
"Wow, this is really weird!" when all of a sudden from behind a bush out jumped
this giant vending machine - and it had arms and teeth and everything!! It roared
at me, and held up this great big shiny coin which was the size of a plate.. so I started
running...
and that's when I woke up  :D
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Re: VENDING machine nightmares...
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 04:05:42 AM »
I once had a pay-phone nightmare.  Does that count?
I was working in Central London and living out in the south-west suburbs.  After a late night in the computer room I headed over to Waterloo station.  This was in the days before cell phones were prevalent.  It had been snowing pretty much all day.  Even a light dusting of snow in England is normally enough to completely screw up all transport.  Most trains were cancelled and I called my wife from a 'phone at the station to say that I'd get anything going in roughly the right direction and call from whatever station ended up closest that I could get.  There was a choice of about 4, all between 1 and 3 miles from home depending on line etc.
I got the first train going in roughly the right direction.  When I got to the appropriate stop I got off, searched out a call box and inserted my last coin.
"Hi honey, I'm at Hampton Court.  Can you come get me?"
"Hello, hello, is there anyone there?"
"Yeah, it's me.  Come pick me up"
"Hello, I can't hear you, is there anyone there?"
*slightly frustrated* "Yes, I'm at the station.  Come and get me.  It's freezing and snowing again"
"Hello.  Is there anyone there?  I'm going to hang up"
*screaming down the phone* "Please come and get me.  I'm at Hampton Court station"
"I'm hanging up" CLICK
I started the long walk home.  My wife guessed it was me and did a tour of all of the most likely stations. and found me before I'd covered half the distance home.

 



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