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Offline JMMARICH

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Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« on: August 21, 2008, 12:42:33 PM »
So my wife came home from work yesterday and told me we were invited to her parent's house for dinner. She has 3 sisters, and her family likes to get together alot for meals. She then informed me that her middle sister was bringing a new guy friend..and she called him combover. I laughed, and she said Lauren told her he was a really sweet guy, but she wasn't sure she could ever feel anything for him as he had a terrible combover.

That evening we arrived at my in-laws and my MIL came right out and asked me to not wear my hat in the house as Lauren was hoping her date would see my head and see bald looks good.

I laughed again, but nothing prepared me for what I saw inside. This guy was about 26ish, 6'3, 160, and literally sported a Donald Trump. I was kind of taken back. The whole evening, I had a hard time not looking at it, and it made me realize how glad I am that I shave and move on.

This guy was clinging to the idea he had normal hair. It just oozed out of him. You could tell he was constantly worried about how it looked, and I felt bad for him. Maybe he will be around more and he will get comfortable with me and start asking some questions. Next time I see him, I am going to take some spy iPhone pictures and show you guys. Oh man, I am still in shock.

--Josh
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 12:45:22 PM »
Josh, an intervention is definitely in order.

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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 12:48:35 PM »
MAN I CANT WAIT!  We are...well at least I am....sitting on the edge of my chair!
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 12:50:40 PM »
Josh start off subliminal man.  Leave razor coupons everywhere whenever he's around.  Suggest watching The Shield.  Make anecdotes about your routine.  Leave all computers on this website whenever you leave them.  Hell set it as your homepage whenever he's about!

I wanna see pics, i was wondering the other day if there are guys in their 20's with combovers as i've never seen one.
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 12:53:35 PM »
Wow, we need to get that guy to SBG!
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 03:05:29 PM »
Quote from: SimplyRed on August 21, 2008, 12:45:22 PM
Josh, an intervention is definitely in order.

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Yes, I agree.  an intervention,.........Yea, we can get some rope, and some ah ah clippers yea, and a HeadBlade that would be a good intervention... >:D

Just tell him he would look better SLY..................then give him a SBG business card, and a beer. O0
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 03:17:57 PM »
The hell with that guy....slap your sister in law!  :*))


Seriously, if your wife likes the look on you, and her sister thinks this guy is nice, maybe she can tell him to clean up the "Donald Do"
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 03:55:49 PM »
josh:  funny story ;D  U definitely gotta post up those pics when ya get the chance. :*)) 

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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 05:13:02 PM »
This is great.  An opportunity to change a life!   ;D

I vote intervention!
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 07:31:28 PM »
Josh-

I would definetly talk to the guy about it...... gently. You could treat him to his first "shave" and then take him out for a couple protein shakes to beef him up a bit.
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 07:44:52 PM »
Introduce him to Mr. HeadBlade. O:O
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 07:50:15 PM »
Hahahahahahha....I wanna see those pics SOOOO BADDDD. JMMARICH, here's what you do bro...Next dinner, have your wife sit next to you and (discuss with her before) ask a stupid trivia question that only a quick reference to the internet can solve.  Then, (hopefully he's sitting across from you), bust out your iPhone, make sure the ringer switch is on silent, unlock it, act like you're opening up Safari and going to Wikipedia or something, but then use the camera to take a couple landscape oriented photos.....He'll never know! lol, then post here ASAP....Can't wait to see them.
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 08:24:28 PM »
LOL....Son...I do that all the time with my phone.  Act like I am texting or something but taking candid photos LOL...
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2008, 05:02:16 AM »
Quote from: TimmJ on August 21, 2008, 08:24:28 PM
LOL....Son...I do that all the time with my phone.  Act like I am texting or something but taking candid photos LOL...
But don't they always throw you out of the girls bathroom anyway ? :D
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Re: Last Night: Family dinner, Wii, and Mr. Combover
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 06:14:19 AM »
YIKES!!  I agree with the intervention, but I think that this may call for a more pointed approach!  If you think the guy is cool for your sister in law, then pull him aside and tell him straight....she likes you bro but she wants you to ditch the combover!!
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