ok here is a joke. hope you like it.
This guy was sitting around the house one day when he saw a commercial for wieght loss. lose 15 pounds in one week or your money back. he called got everything lined up. the next morning he hears the doorbell. when he answered it there was a very attrective young lady at the door in running clothes. she hands him a note that reads "HI I AM CINDY, IF YOU CAN CATCH ME I AM YOURS" then she takes off running. of course he follows. after awhile he catches her and has his reward. this happens everyday for a week. after a week he gets on the scale on has lost 17 pounds. he calls the number back and orders the next level. 20 pounds in one week or your money back. the next morning a smoking hot lady rings the doorbell and hands him a note."HI I AM JULIE. IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, I AM YOURS". he chases her all week and has a wonderful time. at the end of the week he has lost another 20 pounds. he just can't resist the next level.the next morning the door bell rings and a 6' 8" guy is there. the note reads "HI I AM BUBBA. IF I CATCH YOU, YOU ARE MINE"
