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Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« on: August 19, 2008, 12:29:21 PM »
My G/F and I went out with 2 other Couples to dinner last night. Everything was going just fine, laughing, talking about everything,  the Guys were truly interested in my SLY look and how I maintained it. Then all of a sudden all 3 women stood up at the same time, and announced that they all had to go to the restroom at the same time.  I am a good listener, and I didn't hear any of the girls announce to the table that she had to go.  They all stood at the SAME TIME.

I don't recall any secret signals that went from one girl to the other....no passing of a note, texting each other on their cell phone, no morse code,  planes pulling banners behind them. nothing.....

What makes matters more suspicious, two women from the table next to us asked if they where going to the bathroom and if they were they would join them!!   What the HELL?

The girls left, and all three of us just looked at each other dumbfounded.  I asked if they saw a signal, and they each said NO.   So  Are women able to communicate with their minds?  If they can, I will tell you right now....we men are screwed...and they are the superior gender.

My final question is, Why do women go to the bathroom in Packs?


I was told to think outside the box, how did I get in the box in the first place?

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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 12:45:38 PM »
I think I can answer this question..... A few months back my wife and I were in a restaurant that we had never been to and I needed to use the restroom. I was kind of browsing arounbd as I walked down the hall to the restrooms and wasn't paying much attention as I entered the restroom....... What!!???1 No urinals....what the HELL kind of restroom is this??!!??? UH-OH... it was the women's room!

In there, jutting from multiple locations along the walls, were all kind of "toys" of various shapes sizes and colors. And several topless and nearly bottomless women laughing and...... well you know. They said"Do you want to join us?" I sheepishly replied , :No thanks I haven't had dinner yet".... and quickly left the room.
(Then I woke up....)
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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 12:47:59 PM »
I think I can answer this question..... A few months back my wife and I were in a restaurant that we had never been to and I needed to use the restroom. I was kind of browsing arounbd as I walked down the hall to the restrooms and wasn't paying much attention as I entered the restroom....... What!!???1 No urinals....what the HELL kind of restroom is this??!!??? UH-OH... it was the women's room!

In there, jutting from multiple locations along the walls, were all kind of "toys" of various shapes sizes and colors. And several topless and nearly bottomless women laughing and...... well you know. They said"Do you want to join us?" I sheepishly replied , :No thanks I haven't had dinner yet".... and quickly left the room.
(Then I woke up....)
And you had this dream WHEN?   ::)
I was told to think outside the box, how did I get in the box in the first place?

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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 12:51:12 PM »
I think I can answer this question..... A few months back my wife and I were in a restaurant that we had never been to and I needed to use the restroom. I was kind of browsing arounbd as I walked down the hall to the restrooms and wasn't paying much attention as I entered the restroom....... What!!???1 No urinals....what the HELL kind of restroom is this??!!??? UH-OH... it was the women's room!

In there, jutting from multiple locations along the walls, were all kind of "toys" of various shapes sizes and colors. And several topless and nearly bottomless women laughing and...... well you know. They said"Do you want to join us?" I sheepishly replied , :No thanks I haven't had dinner yet".... and quickly left the room.
(Then I woke up....)


I'll look this up in Dr. Freud's Dream Book and get back to you.   :*))

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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 01:27:03 PM »
My final question is, Why do women go to the bathroom in Packs?

Yeah seriously they engage in quick lesbian orgies. You wouldn't know it to be around them, but most women actually are nyphos that have to need at least like 5 or 6 orgasm a day. The reason they aren't like that around guys is....well.... We are hairy and we stink plus most of us are a$$holes. Basically we turn them off. When they get together, especially in an area where no-one can see them. They go CRAZY!!!
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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 01:40:21 PM »
I think it's one of the major functions of their XX-chromosomes. They know when it's time to go. Time for chat and

giggle and talk and......

Their issue? Men???

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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 01:47:32 PM »
My final question is, Why do women go to the bathroom in Packs?

Yeah seriously they engage in quick lesbian orgies. You wouldn't know it to be around them, but most women actually are nyphos that have to need at least like 5 or 6 orgasm a day. The reason they aren't like that around guys is....well.... We are hairy and we stink plus most of us are a$$holes. Basically we turn them off. When they get together, especially in an area where no-one can see them. They go CRAZY!!!

Yeah, as a good female friend once told me "Every woman is one drink away from going bi".  :*))


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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 01:47:58 PM »
They have been doing it for years.

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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 01:54:01 PM »
I hope all women aren't like that...



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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 01:58:25 PM »
I hope all women aren't like that...

They are dog...they are.
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Re: Someone please tell me WHY !!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 04:40:38 PM »
My final question is, Why do women go to the bathroom in Packs?
The man who can answer that will truly know all !
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