Do you REALLY want to go through life with a poodle on your head?

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My best friend in Indiana use to drive a shuttle bus for Budget Rent a Car at the Indy airport. One day about fifteen or so years ago, he picked up Sy Sperling the "President" of the Hair Scam for Men. At the time my friend had a large bald spot and Sperling told him "We can help you with that problem young man". My friend looked at him and said "My late father was bald and if it was good enough for him then it's good enough for me!" Needless to say, he didn't get a tip.
My friend use to shave his head, but now he keeps what's left around 1/8" because his wife like to rub the stubble.