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Offline PBurke

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fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« on: January 19, 2007, 07:04:32 PM »
just a couple off the top of the head.

       1. Get a bunch of boxes of condoms, and drop a box here and there in random customers buggies.
       2. Run around humming the mission immpossible theme, while acting like you are on a mission.
       3. every time you hear the intercom, scream really loud " MAKE THE VOICES STOP"
       4. hide in the middle of a clothes rack and when someone looks at the clothes, wisper "IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK FAT"

            might have more later but that is it for now. any suggestions?
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 08:45:01 PM »
I used to have this in an email attachment but unfortunatley it appears as though I erased it.  Either way, I found a list of things here- http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp -some of these are pretty funny!
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 09:10:03 PM »
Quote from: pburke on January 19, 2007, 07:04:32 PM
just a couple off the top of the head.

       1. Get a bunch of boxes of condoms, and drop a box here and there in random customers buggies.
       2. Run around humming the mission immpossible theme, while acting like you are on a mission.
       3. every time you hear the intercom, scream really loud " MAKE THE VOICES STOP"
       4. hide in the middle of a clothes rack and when someone looks at the clothes, wisper "IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK FAT"

            might have more later but that is it for now. any suggestions?

Paulmeister....I've had this urge to walk into a haircutting place like Super Cuts or Fantastic Sams.  I recruited Noner to help me with some things that I might be able to say....here's what he gave me....LOL!!

"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"

"What do you reccomend for friz?"

"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"

"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"

"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"

"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"

"So Hair huh?"

"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"

"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."
 
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 06:19:30 AM »
Quote from: juventus206 on January 19, 2007, 08:45:01 PM
I used to have this in an email attachment but unfortunatley it appears as though I erased it.  Either way, I found a list of things here- http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp -some of these are pretty funny!

me too but i couldnot remember them all.
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2007, 12:20:30 AM »
rob...that's what we nned to do for a sly bald guys video.  get a hidden camera and tape peoples reactions to those questions in a salon or barber shop.
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2007, 06:26:46 AM »
that might be fun.
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2007, 07:20:51 AM »
that WOULD be fun...but which one of you would be able to do it, while keeping a straight face?!!

I know if it were me, I'd be peeing my pants!  ;D
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2007, 10:35:58 AM »
Quote from: Tyler on January 21, 2007, 12:20:30 AM
rob...that's what we nned to do for a sly bald guys video.  get a hidden camera and tape peoples reactions to those questions in a salon or barber shop.

YEAH....that's what I was thinking !!!

I was thinking of tying in several of those comments in one visit.  Start out by saying, "I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"

Then sitting down and start flipping through a magazine....lean over to the person next to me and say, "I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"

Then to same person, continue conversation "You know, I came in here yesterday to get just a little off the top."

That would be a freakin' riot.




Documentation of the exchange would be awesome....It would be not as much fun with no one else to see the reactions.
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2007, 12:24:08 PM »
I have gone into my wife's hair dresser and asked for a hair cut.  She always laughs at me.
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2007, 04:06:29 PM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on January 21, 2007, 07:20:51 AM

which one of you would be able to do it, while keeping a straight face?!!


I could pull it off....only because I'd REALLY want to elicit the most genuine expressions of confusion from everyone else.  :D
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2007, 04:22:12 PM »
Robmeister - got me LMAO
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2007, 02:50:21 PM »
Grab a football and play a pickup with a couple of buddies
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 03:56:23 PM »
Oh you guys miss out on some of the bigger fun.....

First, you get one of these http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/755e/

Now, you take it WallyMart, Target, Bust Buy, Shortcut City, wherever just so long as they have a bunch of TV's running at once.

Push the magic button and watch the sales dopes try and figure out what happened......

OK, so it's childish - but a definate giggle.....
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 04:15:48 PM »
bmwgsa, I have one of these in my office!  They are great!
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Re: fun things to do at WAL-MART.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 04:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Tyler on January 22, 2007, 04:15:48 PM
bmwgsa, I have one of these in my office!  They are great!

Great minds think alike!!!!!

I attacked K-Mart this weekend....  Just too funny...

Hummm, I wonder if I need to get a life instead......
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