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More to offend... by Jer on 31 Jul, 2008 14:47
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This was sent to me at work the other day...
A Suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you $%*&!'
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Why are women like clouds? eventually they f%$k off and its a really nice day
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Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat b*$@h.'
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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big f%$king red mark on her forehead.
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His dude replies 'You're so f%$king lucky. Mine is still alive...'
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; 'F%$k off, you won't bring it back.'
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2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
'Crikey mate, that was impressive!'
'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes epileptic' -
#1 by MagmaBabe on 31 Jul, 2008 14:57
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they are awesome!!!
especially love
Why are women like clouds? eventually they f%$k off and its a really nice day
A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat b*$@h.
thanks Jer!!
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#2 by Marz on 31 Jul, 2008 15:36
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#3 by Timmay on 31 Jul, 2008 21:44
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good ones Jer
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#4 by warhawk on 31 Jul, 2008 22:03
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HILARIOUS
WARHAWK
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#5 by Paul on 01 Aug, 2008 07:17
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There was some good stuff there, Jer.
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#6 by wpruitt on 01 Aug, 2008 19:15
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LMAO ... Good ones, Jer
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#7 by Bolohead on 02 Aug, 2008 09:40
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#8 by MagmaBabe on 02 Aug, 2008 12:07
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ya shoulda heard the one's he didn't post!!
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#9 by Jer on 02 Aug, 2008 12:22
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Yeah, and you should see a lot of stuff I get sent at work that really is too over the top to post here...
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#10 by GASlick on 06 Aug, 2008 22:09
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......and then the fight started.
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#11 by Jer on 07 Aug, 2008 06:47
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GA, I love that new Display pic... have you ever actually been to 'the Beer Store' here in Ontario though?