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Dress code for 50 and over by Bolohead on 12 Aug, 2008 12:06
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Dress code for 50 +
Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older folks'.....................
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance (and giggle!) -
#1 by Brkeatr on 12 Aug, 2008 12:15
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J_B, what fun would that be !!!
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#2 by buuckkweet on 12 Aug, 2008 14:58
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#6 is a given!
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#3 by Razor X on 12 Aug, 2008 15:06
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#4 by wpruitt on 12 Aug, 2008 15:19
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You're approaching this Razor -
#5 by Razor X on 12 Aug, 2008 15:27
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You're approaching this Razor
Like hell! You'll be there way ahead of me!
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#6 by warhawk on 12 Aug, 2008 21:03
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jb: good one!
WARHAWK
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#7 by dog20 on 12 Aug, 2008 21:08
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lol, I'm glad I'm not old.
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#8 by TheSlyBear on 12 Aug, 2008 22:38
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lol, I'm glad I'm not old.
Just wait, boy. You'll get there. -
#9 by schro on 12 Aug, 2008 22:50
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In all honesty, I like the age I'm at right now...next year, I'll like being 43, then 44, etc. etc.
I really don't miss being younger.