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The Blonde Cookbook
« on: January 16, 2007, 05:00:13 PM »
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.

If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.




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Re: The Blonde Cookbook
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2007, 05:14:04 PM »
i've fallen and i can't get up. too funny


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Re: The Blonde Cookbook
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2007, 07:18:36 PM »
Damn - BMWGSA has made my day
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Re: The Blonde Cookbook
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 03:15:46 AM »
Why didn't I see this before?!!!
LMAO, nice start to a Monday mornin', thanks!!    ;D
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