A man and his wife are dining in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby
table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up six years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long!?"
