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Offline MagmaBabe

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Logic
« on: July 30, 2008, 01:52:16 AM »
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedwacker?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard, " replied the professor.

"That's real good!" says the redneck.

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual, " said the professor.

"You're absolutely right!  Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard!  I cain't wait to take that logic class!!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where his friend is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example.  Do ya own a weedwacker?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You's queer, ain't ya?"
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Re: Logic
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 02:22:57 AM »
I'd laugh but I live in Acworth GA redneck capitol of the U.S.A.
If can't get caught laughing at redneck jokes.
I think they still practice lynching in my neighborhood if you make them mad.  :(
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Re: Logic
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 03:11:43 AM »
Very funny Magma.

Quote from: Kojack on July 30, 2008, 02:22:57 AM
I'd laugh but I live in Acworth GA redneck capitol of the U.S.A.
If can't get caught laughing at redneck jokes.
I think they still practice lynching in my neighborhood if you make them mad.  :(

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?! ;D  Born and Bred Georgia Boy here!
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Re: Logic
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 03:47:22 AM »
I'm originally from Ohio so I wanted to laugh..... 
I'm just a-scared.   :x!

 :P

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Re: Logic
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 05:00:40 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Logic
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 10:09:30 AM »
 :*))

You could have heard me chuckle if'n I hadn'ta losted my voice!!! :*))
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Re: Logic
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 12:34:18 PM »
i just spit my nutter butter across the desk...lol
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Re: Logic
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2008, 01:35:51 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on July 30, 2008, 12:34:18 PM
i just spit my nutter butter across the desk...lol

wtf is nutter butter?!!  ???  :D
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Re: Logic
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2008, 02:01:47 PM »
Come here and find out!...lol
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Re: Logic
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2008, 02:02:28 PM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on July 30, 2008, 01:35:51 PM
Quote from: TimmJ on July 30, 2008, 12:34:18 PM
i just spit my nutter butter across the desk...lol

wtf is nutter butter?!!  ???  :D

 :*)) sounds dirty...but its just a little old cookie

Quote from: TimmJ on July 30, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
Come here and find out!...lol

 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Logic
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2008, 02:06:33 PM »
Quote from: BlackJamesRackham on July 30, 2008, 02:02:28 PM
Quote from: MagmaBabe on July 30, 2008, 01:35:51 PM
Quote from: TimmJ on July 30, 2008, 12:34:18 PM
i just spit my nutter butter across the desk...lol

wtf is nutter butter?!!  ???  :D

 :*)) sounds dirty...but its just a little old cookie

Quote from: TimmJ on July 30, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
Come here and find out!...lol

 :*)) :*)) :*))

thanks James  :@`

*smacks Timmay oopside his head*
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Re: Logic
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2008, 02:18:29 PM »
JUST LIKE ME ...a lil' Ol COOKIE
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Re: Logic
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2008, 02:23:51 PM »
You're a KOOKIE alright!!!! :*))
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Re: Logic
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 02:38:05 PM »
Quote from: fr8train on July 30, 2008, 02:23:51 PM
You're a KOOKIE alright!!!! :*))
dunno why he's tryin' to drag me down to his level  :P

but yeah, I agree with ya fr8!  ;)
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Re: Logic
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2008, 02:40:38 PM »
You will always find me down in the bottom of a box of cookies with all the crumbs!
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