Slinging hash and living in someone's basement does not bring all the girls to the yard. You don't have to be a master of anything to know that.
Well, maybe Vash.
As more clarification seems to be needed. I neither "sling hash" nor "live in someone's basement".
While those have, in fact been prior states of existence for me. Neither is current. The restaurant I work at is actually fairly high end. And while we do offer American fare such as specialty hamburgers, we
also offer a very nicely appointed Chicken Marsala, Capalini Del La Casa, Penne Arabiata, hand cut steaks (featuring a Top Sirloin Au Poive with frsh vegetable and potato du jour) and freshly made soups. We've even won a few local awards for our food.
Though, to be fair, some of my breakfast staff does, in fact "sling hash", literally. A very nice, corned beef hash, made fresh daily.
I also have an apartment all my own. Which seems fairly self-explanatory.
Just want to keep the discussion current and accurate.

But, you know what? It doesn't really need to remain current or accurate. While I really appreciate all the constructive input I've gotten in this thread. I think that posting it in the first place was a bit of a mistake as I have simply grown tired of the consistent and willful irritation it seems to produce.
So, if anyone has any other constructive advice or input for
me (the guy seeking input and advice) on this topic, please just PM it to me. I started this mess and I'd appreciate it if everyone would just let this thread die off.
I, personally won't be reading it anymore. No harm, no foul, just done with the drama.
Thanks again.