This may be an old one but heard this at lunch today and thought I'd share....
A man walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist that he needs some condoms with pesticide. The pharmacist replies with a puzzled look....are you sure you don't mean you need condoms with spermicide? No sir the man replies....I need some condoms with pesticide....my wife has a bug up her a$$ and I'm going in after it!
