Bobby was getting married in a month, and he had never had sex with his fiancee.
He did not want to wait until the honeymoon for his new wife to discover that his penis would not get hard.
So he went to the doctor and explained his problem. The doctor said, "Well there is an experimental surgery that consists of using the muscle of a baby elephants' trunk." Bobby said he was willing to try anything..and so he had the surgery.
One week later bobby was sitting in a restaurant with his future wife. All of a sudden he felt this big bulging pressure in his pants - out came his penis, rolled across the table, grabbed a bread roll and rolled back into his pants!
Bobby's intended was amazed and said "Oh my god!!! can you do that again?"
eyes watering, he replied "Yes I could, but I dont know if I can fit another roll up my butt."
