Modern Version Of The Birds And The Bees:
CYRUS SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set
up a date with your mom via e-mail, and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!
