jokes on u

[no1birdman]

there was an old lady walkind down the street, she had a very expensive looking walking stick. every 20 steps or so she would stop and screw the
top off her walking stick, and put it up to her mouth. a couple of blocks ahead two degenerates were observing her. the old lady would walk 20 steps and lift hercane to her mouth the 2 men watched her when she got by the alley they were standing in one jumped out and grabbed her from behind the other grabbed the cane and screwed the top off and chugged it down. the old lady looks at the man and says Jokes on you sunny
got tuberculusios doctor said not to spit on the sidewalk.

[IRDSM]

lol Now that was funny  If you don't mind though, I'd like to edit that for ease of reading:

There was an old lady walkind down the street, and she had a very expensive looking walking stick.

Every 20 steps or so she would stop and screw the top off her walking stick, and put it up to her mouth. A couple of blocks ahead two degenerates were observing her. The old lady would walk 20 steps and lift her cane to her mouth.

The 2 men kept an eye on her as she came near the alley they were standing in. When she came near one jumped out and grabbed her from behind while the other grabbed the cane, screwed the top off and chugged it down.

The old lady looks at the man and says:

"Jokes on you sunny, I got tuberculusios and doctor said not to spit on the sidewalk. "

[no1birdman]

Thanks, i usually get bad comments.

[MagmaBabe]

 

[PBurke]

i will give you that one birdman. that was pretty good.

[Robmeister]

That's a good one !

[J Digory]

That is twisted! Where on earth did you hear this?!