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Offline hammerdrill376

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This ones for Jer
« on: June 30, 2008, 05:34:07 PM »
A South Carolina state trooper pulled over an elderly couple for speeding on Interstate 95.

"Sir I need to see your license",  said the trooper.

"What'd he say..what'd he say?" asked the hard of hearing elderly woman.

In a loud voice the elderly man replied, "License..he needs to see my license."

The trooper then said, "Sir..did you know you were speeding?"

"What'd he say...what'd he say?" again asked the elderly woman.

"Speeding...he said I was speeding." the elderly man replied to his wife.

The trooper then took note the couple was from Orlando.

"Orlando huh?" said the trooper. "You know the absolute worst woman I ever had in  bed was from Orlando."

"What'd he say...what'd he say" the elderly woman demanded.

The old man thought for a moment then replied loudly..........

"He says he thinks he knows you from somewhere!!!"


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Re: This ones for Jer
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 05:55:51 PM »
 :*))  O0  :*))

That's good!  Although it's not any kind of situation that would happen to me...

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Re: This ones for Jer
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 07:05:27 PM »
LOL...thats funny no matter how you look at it..lol

damn bout pee'd my pants

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Re: This ones for Jer
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 07:45:54 PM »
 :*)) :*))
"...and I--I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."  Robert Frost

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Re: This ones for Jer
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 07:09:20 AM »
 ;D  ;D  O0
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances ~  Martha Washington