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A joke
« on: June 23, 2008, 03:13:50 PM »
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?















Outlaws are wanted.

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Re: A joke
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 02:21:09 AM »
Old but good!
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Re: A joke
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 02:55:48 PM »
I haven't been around that long to hear it before!    :*))

But one time I was teasing my mother-in-law and a little while later she said, "Do you like leather goods?"  I said, "Sure, why?"  And she replied, "Because I am going to give you a boot in the butt and a belt in the mouth"

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