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Offline Ian

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« on: June 23, 2008, 12:57:35 PM »
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger,  'What would you like to talk about?

Oh, I don't know, said the  stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK,' she said.  That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet
a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass.  Why do you suppose that is?

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,  thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?

 :D


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Re: Conversation
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 08:18:57 PM »
That was funny.  Good joke, Ian. :*))
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