How do you decide whom to marry?

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How do you decide whom to marry? by Razor X on 21 Jun, 2008 12:19
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is....

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
#1 by PBurke on 21 Jun, 2008 13:18
thanks razor, i needed the laugh. gotta love kids
#2 by Jer on 21 Jun, 2008 14:15
I always love how kids are so innocent and say things like that.

I will always remember the one day I was at work, a day shift (which I never do) and it all went to hell. I was there questioning this American who was coming to Canada with his 6yr old daughter in the back. We ALWAYS question a single parent with children more to ensure the safety of the child, custody battles, abductions and all that. I'm talking to the father and the daughter kept trying to talk and he keeps turning around telling her to be quiet and stop talking. He was also quite nervous, eyes darting all over, rubbing his hands together, fidgeting, stuttering at times and unsure of his answers. So I'm thinking something is not right, so I go right into 'Bad Cop' mode and tell him to shut the car off, give me the keys and keep his hands on the steering wheel where I can see them. I go to the back door, open it and kneel down and look at the girl in the car seat and say "What's that you were trying to say dear? Your dad wouldn't let you talk but it's ok, I want you to tell me."

So she looks up at me and says "My daddy farted and it STINKS!"

So, no foul play there and that sure did brighten my day.
#3 by wpruitt on 21 Jun, 2008 15:53
Good one!