Names You've Been Called

[BJ]

My life as a headshaver has yielded a never-ending stream of goofy names. I guess they think it will make me grow my hair back or something. Who knows? Many people tend to think all guys with shaved heads look alike. My dad was the first one that made the 'stone cold' reference when I started shaving my head.

I’m not Dave Attell though it is really freakin scary how we look alike
I’m not Ed from Live. I can’t even play the guitar
I’m not Patrick Stuart though I did fly the enterprise at the Hilton in Vegas
I’m not Ben Kingsley even though I am a Sexy Beast
I'm not trying to look like Edward Norton from American History X
I was not married to J-Lo (but I would marry her) and my name is not Chris Judd
Definetly not Tim McGraw (I get this when I wear a hat)
And of course f#@$k to everyone who says a joke about MR. Clean. It’s been done to death.

So to all my fellow 'cueballs' and 'eggheads', what names have you been called?

[TheSlyBear]

With regards to head shaving? Not a one. But I've certainly got a list of other names I've been called!

P.S. Looking mighty spiffy in your avatar.

[BALDANDRE]

My life as a headshaver has yielded a never-ending stream of goofy names. I guess they think it will make me grow my hair back or something. Who knows? Many people tend to think all guys with shaved heads look alike. My dad was the first one that made the 'stone cold' reference when I started shaving my head.

I’m not Dave Attell though it is really freakin scary how we look alike
I’m not Ed from Live. I can’t even play the guitar
I’m not Patrick Stuart though I did fly the enterprise at the Hilton in Vegas
I’m not Ben Kingsley even though I am a Sexy Beast
I'm not trying to look like Edward Norton from American History X
I was not married to J-Lo (but I would marry her) and my name is not Chris Judd
Definetly not Tim McGraw (I get this when I wear a hat)
And of course f#@$k to everyone who says a joke about MR. Clean. It’s been done to death.

So to all my fellow 'cueballs' and 'eggheads', what names have you been called?

I just get called Andre (as in Agassi) a lot and Scott Ian quite a bit when I had the longer goat..

I do not want to be compared to Howie Mandel...

maybe that's why I can't grow the soul patch?!

[BJ]

P.S. Looking mighty spiffy in your avatar.

Thanx for the compliment, X-Bay Stater. 
You forgot to mention your cool nickname, "the opinionated walrus".

[GASlick]

I haven't really been called any names.  My wife calles me sexy.  That's a mighty good name

[Tyler]

A lot of people think I look like Chris Judd since I shaved my head.  More so when I used to use clippers, but I still get it once and a while.  I don't see it.

[BALDANDRE]

A lot of people think I look like Chris Judd since I shaved my head.  More so when I used to use clippers, but I still get it once and a while.  I don't see it.

Without a doubt bro! I see it!

[skinhead002]

My friends call me all the standard bald nicknames.  At work and off-duty, Im skinhead or cueball. I answer to all the names.

[marty22]

I do see a slight resemblance, Tyler, to CHris Judd.

[Timmay]

some say I look like Gomer Pyle....lol  just kidding...lol

[TheSlyBear]

You forgot to mention your cool nickname, "the opinionated walrus".

I thought you were only looking for BBC-related slurs.

"Opinionated Walrus" was intended as a slur against my girth and facial fur.  I think it still irritates the slurrer to this day that I wasn't offended and use the title proudly!

[wpruitt]

some say I look like Gomer Pyle....lol  just kidding...lol

surprise .... surprise .... surprise

[warhawk]

some say I look like Gomer Pyle....lol  just kidding...lol

surprise .... surprise .... surprise

gahhh-LEEE...andy!

WARHAWK

[GASlick]

I don't really look like anybody, just myself.

[Nick912]

some say I look like Gomer Pyle....lol  just kidding...lol

LMAO!!