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Offline warhawk

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NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« on: May 27, 2008, 12:44:04 PM »
hello fellow chrome domes:  as a happily married man... i enjoy some of the "single" stories from friends & co-workers.  i wanted 2 start a topic... "name one thing U can't do on your 1st date". 

i'll start: FART!!!  we should B able 2 come up with some good ones.  so... how 'bout U?  what's your story?

on a side note.... one thing gr8 about being married or being in a long time relationship... i can "let it out" all the time. ;D

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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 01:36:35 PM »
Grab the waitress' butt and ask her & your date for a threesome.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 02:35:40 PM »
forget her name  :px :/O

she gets pissed  :Xo!
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 02:39:17 PM »
Have her pick you up and answer the door nude with a beer in your hand. Let her in, go back to the couch and say "I'll get dressed after this inning".

That is sooo 3rd date.

*edit* Unless of course she likes ball games... Ba dum bum.... thank you.. thank you...
« Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 02:59:14 PM by Marz »
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 02:44:10 PM »
get married!
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 02:52:11 PM »
Quote from: PBurke on May 27, 2008, 02:44:10 PM
get married!

You can in Nevada and probably some other jurisdictions.  Maybe that's why what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas--all those first date brides!
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 02:52:46 PM »
OH, I LIKE THIS THREAD :*))
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 03:15:47 PM »
Well, fart would have been my first answer so I'll just have to go with borrow money from her. LOL
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 05:04:09 PM »
lie about what you look like
« Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 06:05:37 PM by ugabulldog »
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 05:06:20 PM »
hit on her sister. >:D
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 05:17:48 PM »
Quote from: PBurke on May 27, 2008, 05:06:20 PM
hit on her sister. >:D
:*)) :*)) :*))  U guys R cracking me up. :*)) :*)) :*))

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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 07:31:48 PM »
Ask her how she feels about anal sex.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 08:18:24 PM »
Hit on her sister?

 :*))  What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 08:55:03 PM »
LOL..umm say her brother had a cute ass!  LOL  actually that shouldnt be said on any date ! LOL
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 09:17:33 PM »
Quote from: Fortin on May 27, 2008, 08:18:24 PM
Hit on her sister?

 :*))  What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?

What if her mom is a MILF? :@`
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