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#15 by PBurke on 02 Jan, 2007 21:03
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kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.
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#16 by wpruitt on 02 Jan, 2007 21:11
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kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.
My friend, it is time you started meeting dates at the door and care the ____ outta them with your large, intimidating bald presence.
Dang these kids are starting younger and younger. I would easily say 80% of HS juniors and seniors are sexually active in some form or fashion. I had at least one girl in each of my classes this semester who already had a baby. In a couple of cases the dad's were still in HS too. -
#17 by PBurke on 02 Jan, 2007 21:14
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kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.
My friend, it is time you started meeting dates at the door and care the ____ outta them with your large, intimidating bald presence.
Dang these kids are starting younger and younger. I would easily say 80% of HS juniors and seniors are sexually active in some form or fashion. I had at least one girl in each of my classes this semester who already had a baby. In a couple of cases the dad's were still in HS too.
the problem with that is that they all know i am not a mean guy. guess i need to change my friendly ways. -
#18 by BaldRob on 02 Jan, 2007 21:16
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the problem with that is that they all know i am not a mean guy. guess i need to change my friendly ways.
Take up a new hobby... like gun cleaning or knife sharpening! -
#19 by Tyler on 02 Jan, 2007 21:16
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kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.
Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner. Then invite him outside for a little chat. -
#20 by wpruitt on 02 Jan, 2007 21:21
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kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.
Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner. Then invite him outside for a little chat.
I actually knew a girl whose dad made it a point to show her dates his large and extensive gun collection, his sharpshooter medals, and all the stuffed animal heads mounted in his den ... He had absolutely no concerns about his daughter. -
#21 by PBurke on 02 Jan, 2007 21:24
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Rodney Atkins has a song about that. even if you don't like country you should check it out.
Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner. Then invite him outside for a little chat. quote from tyler.
My SON is 13. don't scare me like that. -
#22 by Tyler on 02 Jan, 2007 21:30
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My SON is 13. don't scare me like that.
Sorry, I assumed your 13 yr old was a daughter...LOL
In that case, give your son a high 5 and talk to him about the birds and the bees. -
#23 by PBurke on 02 Jan, 2007 21:32
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had that talk a while back. he asked for condoms when it was over. i poured a stiff drink when it was over.
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#24 by wpruitt on 02 Jan, 2007 21:36
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had that talk a while back. he asked for condoms when it was over. i poured a stiff drink when it was over.
Bro, better to be scared now - and to scare the daylights out of him, than in a couple of years to be known as Grandpa. Since there is so little sex ed in schools, he needs to learn all the facts. We lost a real bright kid last year because he had to drop out so he could support his child. I also have four or five dads who take a less honorable path and just not pay support. Most kids have no thought for birth control - it makes them "less a man". Don't allow your son to fall into this trap. -
#25 by ar3inc on 03 Jan, 2007 00:10
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Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner. Then invite him outside for a little chat.
When I was in high school I had a dad show me his collection of targets 4-in steel plates.
It didn’t work!
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#26 by Tyler on 03 Jan, 2007 00:19
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I think the progression of posts is hilarious. We go from Argyle introducing himself to talking about kids having sex and what to do about it...see what you started Argyle!! LOL You never know what's going to happen at SBG.
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#27 by PigPen on 03 Jan, 2007 09:14
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I think the progression of posts is hilarious. We go from Argyle introducing himself to talking about kids having sex and what to do about it...see what you started Argyle!! LOL You never know what's going to happen at SBG.
Never a dull moment around here, that's for sure -
#28 by Argyle on 03 Jan, 2007 12:43
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I am conviced she is just saying that
or is it perhaps because i like her trying to persuade me otherwise!!
My missus likes me shaved, makes me look younger. It's always a cool "hairstyle" in my opinion.Anyway she is 17 weeks pregnant with my first child so i guess that is a good sign eh??
Congrats, you dirty dog.
p.s. my missus is also 'up the spout'. convincing evidence if any is needed of the bald man's studliness.
Perhaps now is the time to phase in copious quantities of UK and Ireland dialect and slang. lol -
#29 by BaldRob on 03 Jan, 2007 12:45
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Perhaps now is the time to phase in copious quantities of UK and Ireland dialect and slang. lol
As long as it comes with subtitles, we'll be OK!