A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they
live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his
chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does
his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when
he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.
When he
feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds
the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why
don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother say's, 'I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I
saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for a
week you aren't getting any milk.
'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?'
