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farm life! by PBurke on 22 May, 2008 15:58
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A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they
live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his
chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does
his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when
he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.
When he
feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds
the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why
don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother say's, 'I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I
saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either.
I saw you kick the cow so for a
week you aren't getting any milk.
'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?' -
#1 by Marz on 22 May, 2008 16:04
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ZING!
Good one Burke! -
#2 by TheTrucker on 22 May, 2008 16:35
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LOL
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#3 by tomgallagher on 22 May, 2008 17:36
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Very funny.
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#4 by JDog on 22 May, 2008 19:47
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I'm using that one in the work meeting today.
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#5 by wpruitt on 22 May, 2008 20:00
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Good one !! But I don't think I can pass this one along to Mom to tell at the Red Hat Society!
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#6 by Timmay on 22 May, 2008 21:13
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Good one !! But I don't think I can pass this one along to Mom to tell at the Red Hat Society!
NOOOOOOOOOO Please dont tell me you have a mother who is a Red Hatter! So is my mom...lol
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#7 by warhawk on 22 May, 2008 21:19
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GOOD ONE... paulie!!!
WARHAWK
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#8 by wpruitt on 23 May, 2008 19:42
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NOOOOOOOOOO Please dont tell me you have a mother who is a Red Hatter! So is my mom...lol
I got a mother and a grandmother who are into it. It's a freaking virus! -
#9 by nomad on 23 May, 2008 21:25
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NOOOOOOOOOO Please dont tell me you have a mother who is a Red Hatter! So is my mom...lol
I got a mother and a grandmother who are into it. It's a freaking virus!
My Mom too
Paulie thats some "F"ing funny $h!t