Get this....
A few hours ago i went to the Exxon station less than 1/4 a mile away. there is a chick in there who is uber hot, most lilely out of my league.
So i buy 2 12 packs...now, they know I'm a alchy and know 2 12 pack really isn't out of the ordinary for me. but this hot chick makes the comment and asks if I'm having a party, i says yeah, a party for one. She says she would come by for the party. I tell her sure, right down the road. So a few hours later, i run out of beer and have to go back (again, i have an extremely high tolerance, I ak no where near buzzed).
The first time, i wore a hat, this time, I rock the new do,. i get my beer and she gasps 'what did you do"? I say, "Oh, my new hair cut? what, is it not me?" She says "No, but it makes you look cute." When she said no, I said it would look better once the noggin got some sun, talked right over the "it makes you look cute" part. So againb, after i shut up, she says.."it makes you look cute."
She totally digs the new me.