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for the cajun brothers. by PBurke on 13 May, 2008 16:15
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*You know you're from South Louisiana if...*
You can properly pronounce Lafayette, Bossier, Natchitoches, Opelousas,
Shongaloo, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, and you know that New Orleans doesn't
have a long "e" sound anywhere in it
You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
A tornado-warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a
funnel.
You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to door but by the availability of shade.
You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a
"New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.
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You measure distance in minutes.
You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in
the same store
A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol.
A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew
Cab Truck is
You know everything goes better with Tony's or Tabasco.
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You actually get these jokes
You are 100% Louisianan if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah.
"
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper.
"
you have ever had to switch from heat to AC in the same day.
you use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I am fixing to go to the store.
"
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
insect, or mammal.
You know only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco, and Tony's
The local newspaper covers national and international news on one page, but
requires six pages for local gossip and sports.
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and
Christmas.
You know whether another Louisianian is from New Orleans, North Louisiana,
or South Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.
Fried catfish is the other white meat
You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads.
Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
Your ancestors are buried above the ground.
You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.
You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead
ones," and you know what he means.
You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.
You leave a parade with footprints on your hands.
You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together.
Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball
team.
No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the
food.
Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart and you
don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.
You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.
Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw.
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Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is a football
player.
You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.
When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.
You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all the other
good places you've eaten.
you know what is meant by 'K&B purple
You know what it means for food to come 'dressed'...
you 'ax' for things...
when you ask people where they went to school, they answer with their high
school
You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfishboils
Drive-thru daquiris -- it's not drinking and driving until you put the straw
in.
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You stand on the neutral ground at parades and have no idea what a 'median'
is.
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#1 by JDog on 13 May, 2008 18:39
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Ahhh the drive through Daquri...is there anything better on this earth?!
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#2 by Timmay on 13 May, 2008 20:44
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You know whether another Louisianian is from New Orleans, North Louisiana,
or South Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.
Is it to see if they have teeth or not? -
#3 by PBurke on 13 May, 2008 21:35
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and i keep them in my pocket.
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#4 by nomad on 13 May, 2008 21:44
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You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
A tornado-warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a
funnel.
You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to door but by the availability of shade.
You measure distance in minutes.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and
Christmas.
Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
You take a bite of five-alarm chilli and reach for tabasco
You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.
When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your beer
these ones aren't just limited to LA
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#5 by warhawk on 13 May, 2008 22:07
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good one...paulie
WARHAWK
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#6 by D.A.L.U.I. on 14 May, 2008 09:16
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You know whether another Louisianian is from New Orleans, North Louisiana,
or South Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.
Is it to see if they have teeth or not?
No Timmay: Those are summer people--some are there and some are not--and they come from Mississippi, not Louisiana. And remember your IDOL, Richard Simmons is New Orleans boy, born and raised in "Da Channel". His brother served as the Chief Administrative Officer of the City during the 70's. -
#7 by PBurke on 24 May, 2008 21:47
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i heard another one too.
if you take your kids to disneyworld and they want to leave the parade "cause they ain't throwin' nuthin!" -
#8 by Timmay on 24 May, 2008 22:02
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That thought came across my mind too when I was there last year for the parade
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#9 by D.A.L.U.I. on 25 May, 2008 06:07
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"Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date."
Too close to home, my daughter & her fiance did exactly this! & it's summer, my sunglasses fogged up at 8a, leaving the gym!
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#10 by nomad on 25 May, 2008 19:16
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"Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date."
Too close to home, my daughter & her fiance did exactly this! & it's summer, my sunglasses fogged up at 8a, leaving the gym!
I know some of my friends have scheduled their weddings around buckeye and gator games -
#11 by wpruitt on 25 May, 2008 23:36
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I know some of my friends have scheduled their weddings around buckeye and gator games
In Athens, brides plan their weddings around the UGA football schedule! -
#12 by PBurke on 25 May, 2008 23:42
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we spent a half hour setting the tv just right at my uncles wedding so we could watch lsu football and the ceremony at the same time.
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#13 by Timmay on 26 May, 2008 20:33
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funny how things take the #1 spot over others....lol