You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.A tornado-warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for afunnel.You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by thedistance to door but by the availability of shade.You measure distance in minutes.Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, andChristmas.Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.You take a bite of five-alarm chilli and reach for tabascoYou have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your beer
You know whether another Louisianian is from New Orleans, North Louisiana,or South Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.Is it to see if they have teeth or not?
"Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date."Too close to home, my daughter & her fiance did exactly this! & it's summer, my sunglasses fogged up at 8a, leaving the gym!
I know some of my friends have scheduled their weddings around buckeye and gator games