Things I have learned from shaving my head….
10. My hair was thicker than the majority of the rain forests on this blue marble in the sky we call earth. It takes a long time to shave my dome to chrome.
9. Gray hair isn’t visible anymore (see number 4)
8. Travel bag is lighter now, no need for a brush, gel or any other hair products.
7. If I had a dollar for everytime I heard, "Did you lose a bet?" I'd be mega rich.
6. I don’t suffer from hat hair or bed hair anymore. Sure makes it quick in the morning to get ready for work.
5. I’m the whitest guy on the face of the planet, time to tan…..but I’ll only be able to stay in the bed for a couple of minutes. I don’t want a repeat of ’05 on my dome, bad burn memories.
4. I look even younger now, and I didn’t need help in that category.
3. I shrunk about 1†in height, unfortunately, it doesn’t make me look bigger like it does when I shave my pubic area.
2. When the stubble comes in, my head acts like Velcro when I am trying to take off my shirt. This can really break the mood when you are in the heat of the moment, especially when she laughs cause you can’t get your damn shirt off.
And finally…..
1. There is no buffer zone for my head now, whenever my head hits something…..it HURTS and it HURTS BAD!!! Headboards are a bitch, I now know why I don’t have one. (related to no. 2)