A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, a very handsome man indeed, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? 'Breast-fed,' she replied.' Well, strip down to your waist,' the
doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor
said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' 'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad
I came.'
I think that someone has been listening to XM150 too much.