2008 Stimulus payments...... (only in America)

[ice4life]

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600
rebate.

- If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .

- If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

- If we purchase a computer it will go to India .

- If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .

- If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .

- If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...
and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

[JDog]

Ice say it brother. Keep the money flowing in the US Economy!

[BALDANDRE]

That's why for the first time in my life, we're blowin' it...usually when I come into unexpected money I squirrel it away...

but this time I'm goin' to Kauai ...

Most of that money will go to help US working class types...

so I think I dun good!

[Timmay]

We are spending all of our money for vacation.  Who cares anymore, like thisis really gonna get us out of a slump.  After the money is gone, food prices are still gonna be high, gas prices are gonna keep rising...so....I dont see how its going to help any.

[nomad]

My plan was to get new ink with mine so I guess I can keep it in country.

[Nick912]

Im gonna buy a new IPOD and some summer clothes. Gotta look fly!

[edsly]

Hey Everyone  Set that money aside to keep the domes sly.
Thats what i plan on doing with the funds.

                                                                        Ed sly.

[b.driscoll]

 We're happy to get it but most of it is going to pay for a back up sump pump  and to have my ass**LE  neighbors tree limb cut down that hangs over my yard. He wont trim the trees because like I said he's an ass**le! 

[ice4life]

I was thinkin about giving my money to my favorite Austrian country or getting more ink, but a new ipod sounds good too

[tomgallagher]

I was thinkin about giving my money to my favorite Austrian country or getting more ink, but a new ipod sounds good too

Why would you want to give your money to Australia.?

[PigPen]

I'll be spending a fair amount on engine work for my truck

[ice4life]

I was thinkin about giving my money to my favorite Austrian country or getting more ink, but a new ipod sounds good too

Why would you want to give your money to Australia.?

    My friend, that's where Glocks come from lol

[tomgallagher]

Australia is where Glocks come from.? I didn't know that.

[nomad]

not Austrailia but Austria

[buddha]

From what I've read and heard (Lou Dobbs) the money for the "incentive" checks is coming by way of a loan from China anyway, so it seems only right to spend it at WallyWorld.