"This is my
Razor. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My
Razor is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master myself. My
Razor, without me, is useless. Without my
Razor, I am Useless. I must shave my Head true. I must shave my Head so to not be the loser with the comb-over at work. I must shave before that loser tries to convert me to the ways of the comb-over-er and tupee wearee. I WILL...
My
Razor and myself know that what counts in this war is not the accessories we use, the cream or gel, nor the knicks we make. We know that it is the bond that counts; the bond between my
Razor and myself. WE WILL SHAVE...
My
Razor is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, when its dull and needs a new head. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as i will ever guard my legs, arms, my eyes, my heart, and especially my head against damage. I will keep my
Razor clean and ready. We will become part of eachother. WE WILL...
Before God, I swear this creed. My
Razor and myself are the defenders of my Bald Head. We are the masters of our enemy, MPB. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
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So be it, until victory is Man's and there is no MPB, just slyness!"
by: Tucker-54
based on "The Rifle Creed" by Major General William H. Rupertus (USMC, Ret.)
