I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
> at him. She
> says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he
knows her
> from.
>
> So he says, "Do you know me?"
>
> To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
> to his
> wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made
> love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???"
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
>
>
>
> "No, I'm your son's teacher."<?
