Wow, so I think you are all going to like this one.
So Saturday was UFC 83 right? Well, a buddy of mine calls to say he's got some tickets to the VIP room at this Country bar, with free food and 2 big screen T.V.'s. So we're there having some drinks and food and just relaxing. There were a few girls there in bikini's to strut along the bar with the # of each round. They got the attention of everyone in there!
My friends and I were all standing around the corner of the bar with our drinks and plates of food talking between fights, when all of a sudden, I feel something slimy along the back of my head. Here I'm thinking I'm gonna knock someone out, but as I turn around I see it's one of the girls, folding a chicken wing dunked in hot sauce giggling. I'm absolutely dumbfounded and didn't know what to say, so I'm just standing there with my mouth open in shock. Then she puts the wing down, licks her fingers, grabs my head and torns me back around and starts to lick it all off!
Now that definitely beats all the random head rubs I've gotten from women so far!
Nothin' like a babe in a bikini that will lick sauce off your head
We need more women like that.....lol
I would say that beats a headrub
The nerve of some hot girl in a bikini licking your head like that.
Need directions...how do I get there
I'm never in the right place at the right time.
Still waiting for my first one. Well I received one from a coworker one night when we were out at a bar. She did it and I didnt mind. But I wasnt sly at that point, I was shaving with 0 guard and hadn't taken the sly plunge at that time.
Need directions...how do I get there 
Yeah, where is this place?
Cowboy's Ranch in London Ontario! Oh, and did I mention that all the waitresses all wear tight corsets...
Come on down and I'll show you around.
Oh, one more thing, it's a Country bar, as you can see by the name, so there are LOTS of Farmers Daughter's...
Cowboy's Ranch in London Ontario! Oh, and did I mention that all the waitresses all wear tight corsets...
Come on down and I'll show you around.
Oh, one more thing, it's a Country bar, as you can see by the name, so there are LOTS of Farmers Daughter's... 
Farmer's daughters, hey? Thems some thick girls right thur.
Oh no! They're SO far from thick!
Oh no! They're SO far from thick!
Really?

I was just joking anyway bro. It's just that old saying about corn fed farm girls. But actually I was saying in a good way. I likes mine thick.