Shipwrecked with Hillary/Modified for PC! - page 1 -

• Shipwrecked with Hillary/Modified for PC! by buddha on 13 Apr, 2008 19:03
• A sailor, shipwrecked on a desert island, had as his only companions a male pitbull and a ewe. After several days the sailor began to think lascivious thoughts about the ewe but every time he would attempt an approach the pitbull would square off, bare his fangs, and force the sailor to retreat.
  
  One day, sitting on the beach and pondering his options, the sailor observed a raft floating a couple hundred yards offshore with a person lying on the raft, apparently unconscious. The sailor dove into the ocean swam out to the raft and pulled it to shore.
  
  Having pulled the raft up onto the beach he looked at the person on the raft and saw that it was Paris Hilton wearing a pair of Timmay's red and whites. He lifted her off the raft and carried her into the trees where he set her gently in the shade and began to give her small sips of water. As she regained consciousness she looked at him and said, "you have saved my life and it is my wish to repay your bravery and kindness. If there is anything that you would have me do you need only ask. I don't care what it is, just ask me and I'll do it.....as long as it's hot.
  
  The sailor, being a well-read and fairly cerebral fellow, thought about it and a twinkle came to his eye. "Would you mind keeping an eye on that pitbull for a few minutes?"
• #1 by Timmay on 13 Apr, 2008 21:00
• LOL
  
• #2 by Paul on 14 Apr, 2008 05:46
• Good one buddha
• #3 by JDog on 14 Apr, 2008 08:23
• I get it!!Hilary Clinton is so damn butt ugly, He would rather have sex with the female sheep rather than her.
  
  
  Good one Buddha
• #4 by SonOfKrypton on 14 Apr, 2008 09:09
• Now THAT'S putting Shillary to good use!
• #5 by schro on 14 Apr, 2008 09:48
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• #6 by PBurke on 14 Apr, 2008 10:06
• i feel sorry for the poor dog.
• #7 by Koaa2 on 14 Apr, 2008 14:33
• Let's be good, or I will start telling jokes about having sex with old lady Bush!
• #8 by buddha on 14 Apr, 2008 14:56
• Quote from: Koaa2 on 14 Apr, 2008 14:33

  Let's be good, or I will start telling jokes about having sex with old lady Bush!
  

  
  I think that would be great, they're all fair game. I await Bush jokes. Is that what they call double entendre?
• #9 by Koaa2 on 14 Apr, 2008 16:26
• I don't think I would go near either Bush!
• #10 by Razor X on 14 Apr, 2008 18:53
• Quote from: Koaa2 on 14 Apr, 2008 16:26

  I don't think I would go near either Bush!
  

  
  And sighs of relief were heard from Crawford to Kennebunkport ...   
• #11 by RustyRuss on 14 Apr, 2008 21:21
• I heard that in some states it's still legal to make a ewe turn on any road other than a major interstate!
  
  RR
• #12 by KollegeKreed on 15 Apr, 2008 15:59
• One of my favorite Bushies:
  
  Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
  A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
  
  
• #13 by schro on 15 Apr, 2008 16:43
• Funny, you could substitute any ugly woman for Hillary and the premise of the joke remains the same.
  For the record, I was not the one that brought partisanship into this thread (sorry, treading lightly on the boards these days).
  
  By the way, I do have several Democrat / light bulb jokes that I'll keep to myself.
• #14 by tomgallagher on 15 Apr, 2008 19:08
• Geez, we just can't seem to stay away from politics these days.