Has anything freaky happened to you in the morning?

[rickybobby]

once i woke up on my couch with the tv tuned to telemundo. and i dont even speak spanish(just the cuss words)...think i was drunk channel surfing and stopped to check out da bikini babes.!

[Mikekoz13]

Once many years ago I woke up in the bathtub naked with no water. Still don't know what happened....

[Mikekoz13]

Another tim many years ago, after having too many "refreshments" and driving when i definetly shouldn't have.........

          I went out to my brand new car in the AM and it looked like there had been a french fry battle in my car. There were literally hundreds and hundreds of fries everywhere in the car...... still haven't figured that one out either.

[Mikekoz13]

On my honeymoon with my EX-WIFE I actually woke up choking her...... must of been a premonition because a few years later I really wanted to............

[PianoMan]

Once many years ago I woke up in the bathtub naked with no water. Still don't know what happened....

That made my morning!  HAHA  Could have been aliens....

Nothing major for me.  I used to travel a lot for work, and have woken up in the morning not knowing where the hell I was.  That's a freaky feeling...

[Timmay]

Remember the wrestling buddies that I had mentioned in here...

this is what they look like......but....

imagine waking up to this staring at you in your face...



Timmay!

[Timmay]

Here is another freaky story.  Yesterday while I was out driving to a customers house out in the country, I came across something that just totally blew my mind. 
I was driving down this country road ..out in the middle of no where.  I come upon these oil wells and next to that was this big ditch that meandered off into this field, fairly deep one at that, at least 8-10 foot deep.  Next to this ditch I thought I had seen a cat.  As I drove past I was thinking to myself....that was way to big to be a cat and it sure didnt look like a dog.  So I stopped, put my blazer in reverse and backed up.  As I got to where this animal was, it was laying low in the tall grass.  I get out and it is staring right at me.  I pick up some rocks to throw at it to see if it were alive or not and as soon as I threw the rock it jumped up and took off into the ditch.  Im not kidding when I say this...but this thing was the size of a medium dog and black as coal.  I was totally freaked out.  As I tried to watch to see where it was going about that time it jumped up out of the bottom of this ditch and headed off into the woods.  I just kinda shake my head trying to figure it out.  I was thinking there is no way that is a reg household cat or even just a stray wild cat.  I go on down the road to teh customers house and hoping someone was home so I could ask them about it.  No one was there, so I did what I needed to do and headed back up the road. There was a lane that went off into the field right beside this woods so I thought I would go back that way and see if I could spot it again.  I went back there with no luck, so I turned around and headed back to the main road.  As I turned around I could see this black animal darting across teh road and into the field heading the other way.  It was a fast moving animal and all I could think is that it was an black panther.  THERE ARE NO PANTHERS AROUND HERE.  Well I get back to the office and I decided to call this guy named Harold Allison, he is a nature freak in this area and he has a colum in the paper every evening.  I called him up and told him about what I had seen and he said he has had several reports that last 2-3 years about a panther sighting in that area, but htey have not ever been able to spot it again.  So was it or was it not a panther??  It even has Harold scratching his head...but there is always the possiblity.  I know some of you northern bro's probably see all kinds of wild life up that way but only thing we usually see runnign wild around here are a few red foxes, opposums, deer and an occasional wolf.  But to see a pure Black Panther....

Timmay!

[champ007]

I have had alot of freaky sh*t happen to me in the morning!!!
Lets see here...what to share, what to share.....
OK, I got a check one time around $500.00 I did not expect to get, so called a bud up and said lets hit the bar, I'm buying all night, you just make sure I get home ok. So we go see one of my friends bands playing, Im drinkin long island ice tea's and remember ordering the eighth one, then waking up at 5am behind the bar, in somebodys car, who was no where to be found. No keys, and no other cars in the back lot. So I stumble down the road to a gas station, still have a wad of bills in my pocket, get a bottle of water and alkaseltzer and give the guy 10 bucks to call me a cab. Cabby drives me home, yappin most of the way till I gave him 20 bucks to shutup and just drive, get home and have to crawl through my window because keys are still in buds car. Get halfway through the window, legs sticking out, and pass out again till noon. I am sure my neighbors were confused on their way to church 
Turns out my bud said (after I yelled at him) that after my 12th drink, I went to the bathroom and then he saw me heading out the front door with this fine looking chick (explains the lipstick)     Sad thing is I have no idea what happened, and after many years never will apparently!!

[Timmay]

Only to Champ...lol  you are a wreck! LOL

[warhawk]

champ:  that was one freaky story.

WARHAWK

[JDog]

You all have shared some pretty funny and freaky experiences. The strangest and scaries thing to occur to me one morning.

Our old residence was the ground floor of a house and my wife went to work at 7am back in those days and I didnt have to be at work until 930-10. I remember waking up completley and utterly alert. No early morning grogginess or fuzz that a cup of coffee generally clears away, 100%awake and alert.

I was lying on my stomach in the bed. There was no bedframe,just a box spring. I could sense a very heavy weight at the end of the bed like someone was perched on the end. What made it worse is that I could not move. My brain was telling my body to turn over and see what was happening but my body wasnt responding. It was like some sort of "force" had rendered me unable to move. After about 2-3 minutes I was able to roll over and found there was indeed no one on the bed. It has bothered me ever since. I just cant explain what happened.

I have read up on the phenemenon where people report seeing spirits and being attacked and they have said similar things where they are fully consious and aware yet they are unable to move. Sceptics have said this is natural where you brain and body havent had time to sync up yet so to speak, so the body doesnt respond to the commands of the brain.

All I know is that I went from a deep sleep to full awake instantly(never happened to me before or since), I felt some sort of pressure or presence on the end of the bed and I was not able to move one part of my body.

[Timmay]

I think you were tied up and rapped.  LOL....did your butt hurt all day? LOL

Timmay

[JDog]

I think you were tied up and rapped.  LOL....did your butt hurt all day? LOL

Timmay

Just once I wish you could refrain from schtick. I know it is your inherent nature to be a goofball, so I guess I will just have to accept you for you.

[Timmay]

Im sorry J.....please forgive me.  I do get carried away sometimes.  Just here to have fun...thats all
Timmay!