I have had alot of freaky sh*t happen to me in the morning!!!
Lets see here...what to share, what to share.....
OK, I got a check one time around $500.00 I did not expect to get, so called a bud up and said lets hit the bar, I'm buying all night, you just make sure I get home ok. So we go see one of my friends bands playing, Im drinkin long island ice tea's and remember ordering the eighth one, then waking up at 5am behind the bar, in somebodys car, who was no where to be found. No keys, and no other cars in the back lot. So I stumble down the road to a gas station, still have a wad of bills in my pocket, get a bottle of water and alkaseltzer and give the guy 10 bucks to call me a cab. Cabby drives me home, yappin most of the way till I gave him 20 bucks to shutup and just drive, get home and have to crawl through my window because keys are still in buds car. Get halfway through the window, legs sticking out, and pass out again till noon. I am sure my neighbors were confused on their way to church

Turns out my bud said (after I yelled at him) that after my 12th drink, I went to the bathroom and then he saw me heading out the front door with this fine looking chick (explains the lipstick)

Sad thing is I have no idea what happened, and after many years never will apparently!!