Sheet Marks

[PigPen]

This sheet is getting deeper, I need some waders

[Timmay]

Hail to the SHEET!

[JDog]

So much sheet has been piled in this thread, I'm having to watch where I step. I dont want to get sheet on my new shoes.

[Timmay]

I think Im gonna have to invent a SHEET blower....liek a snow blower...lol...drive it past Nomads house and watch it splatter on his lawn! LOL

Timmay

[flattop peterbilt]

talkin about a bunch of sheet work...lol
a big ol pile of sheet work..

[nomad]

I think Im gonna have to invent a SHEET blower....liek a snow blower...lol...drive it past Nomads house and watch it splatter on his lawn! LOL

Timmay

the hotel might get pi$$ed off for throwing sheet all over their lawn, they'd probablly throw a sheet fit

[Timmay]

I dont give a sheet....I paid to stay there didnt I?  Thats what teh maids are for......  LOL

Timmay

[FunshinePa]

I think Im gonna have to invent a SHEET blower....liek a snow blower...lol...drive it past Nomads house and watch it splatter on his lawn! LOL

Timmay

It's been done TimmJ.. It's called a SHEET SPREADER 

[Tom McGarry.]

Holy sheet,,, I thought that someone put this sheet to rest. Now we're 11 pages deep in sheet.

I can't believe how full of sheet this thread is.

[Mikekoz13]

I thought this sheet died..... but somebody had to come along and stir up the sheet again!!!

[Tom McGarry.]

Yeah, Funshine what he said.









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[Timmay]

Nahh it didnt die....we just got constipated for a bit...nothing some good FiberOne cant take care of....so Ladies and Gentlemen....Let the Sheets begin...lol

[FunshinePa]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's SHEET ... that's right, SHEET!
S-H-E-E-T....... SHEET!!!!

SHEET may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get SHEET-faced, Be SHEET-out-of-luck, Or have SHEET for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your SHEET together, find a place for your SHEET, or be asked to SHEET or get off the pot.

You can smoke SHEET, buy SHEET, sell SHEET, lose SHEET, find SHEET, forget SHEET, and tell others to eat SHEET and die.

Some people know their SHEET, while others can't tell the difference between SHEET and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull SHEET, horse SHEET, and chicken SHEET.

You can throw SHEET, sling SHEET, catch SHEET, shoot the SHEET, or duck when the SHEET hits the fan.

You can give a SHEET or serve SHEET on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep SHEET or be happier than a pig in SHEET.

Some days are colder than SHEET, some days are hotter than SHEET, and some days are just plain sheetty.

Some music sounds like SHEET, things can look like SHEET, and there are times when you feel like SHEET.

You can have too much SHEET, not enough SHEET, the right SHEET, the wrong SHEET or a lot of weird SHEET.

You can carry SHEET, have a mountain of SHEET, or find yourself up SHEET creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to SHEET and other times you fall in a bucket of SHEET and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your SHEET, you don’t need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a SHEET; or not do so if you don't give a SHEET!

Well, SHEET, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHEET and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of SHEET. But, if you happened to catch a load of SHEET from some SHEET-head...........

Well, SHEET Happens!!!

[Timmay]

Dang woman.....lol..you know your sheet

[FunshinePa]

You ain't Sheetin'