It's all true, just ask my mom. And I was sober at the time.
So I go over to my mom's house to put her big ass 1,000,000 BTU window air conditioner in. I go to Lowe's, get the lumber for the supports, unload all my power tools and whatnot and start working, cutting 2x4s for the support for the big ass 1,000,000 BTU air conditioner, feeling all bad and stuff because I'm sly.
That's when the cats decided that they had to help, so my mom lets them outside so now I'm cutting and screwing together 2x4s with a couple of cats and my mom helping, which where I come from is pretty weird but normal.
That's when the duck showed up. Honest, a damn duck. So the cats, my mom and the duck and I were cutting and screwing together 2x4s for the air conditioner, which I might add is big.
That's when the squirrel showed up and gave us the evil eye because squirrels, lets face it, don't like power tools. So my mom, me, the cats, the duck and the squirrel were cutting and screwing together 2x4s for the big ass air conditioner.
That's when the squirrel started dropping corn from the bird feeder for the duck to eat. THAT's when I noticed one of the cats sitting under the bird feeder as the squirrel dropped corn on the cat for the duck to eat. So now the squirrel is dropping corn on the cat's head and the duck is eating it. That's when I knew it was way past Beer O'clock. And that was before noon on a Sunday.
Honest, I can't make that up. I've got the video to prove it, too.
