Paula Deen Assaults Bald Chocolate Man

[nomad]

Hell sounds like a good time 

    You sicky puppy.  I like you better already.   

Thats what I'm talking about

[Tyler]

My wife and I watch her show.  We've got some great southern recipes from it!

[rickybobby]

had the older woman today rub my head when i bent over to make copies, and one chick i used to date there always rubs my head. i dont mind it at all, just dont like when dudes that come into the store i work at think they can talk crap 2 me just cuz i'm secure in my slyness!!!!

[smoothpaul]

I think Paula Deen is GREAT! She can rub my head any time she wants. Most women who are into bald heads like to rub it without asking but I prefer to be asked first. It seems like drunk girls are the worst (or the best depending on how you look at it). If I am at a bar and a girl rubs my head I usually don't have a problem with it unless she is totally soused and won't leave me alone. A girl will invariably rub my head and then say, "Oh I am sorry. Is it ok if I rub your head?" What am I going to say? "Get away from me you succubus!" Nah, it's ok. I hate to say but when my buddies are drunk, they like to rub my head too. I can't help it, I am just too damn good-looking!

[Marz]

I think Paula Dean is great, seems like a real fun lady that knows how to have a good time.

As for head rubs, I am ok if it is a girl or someone I know but if I am in a bar or something and a dude comes up and just starts rubbing my head, I am not into it... Usually say "Keep it up and your gonna pull back a nub"... not that I am unfriendly but some dude pawing at my dome is just kinda ... strange. If they ask its cool and I will give them the go ahead but to suddenly feel some calloused man hand on my head is out of line.

[tomgallagher]

Who's Paula Deen...?

[GASlick]

Who is Paula Deen?  WHO IS PAULA DEEN?!  Are you kidding me?!

Paula Deen is the epitome of the modern southern woman.  She has overcome a lot of crap in her life and has come out on top.  Some people have a problem with succesful women.  her husband up and left her with two small boys, with no income and she started making sandwiches in her kitchen in Savannah and delivering them to downtown businesses.
She used her grandmother's and mother's recipes and turned it into a huge success with hard work and pure old-fashioned Southern determination.
Her restaurant used to be really good.  It is still good, but it was better when she was acutally there a lot supervising the cooking.  Now she travels a lot and spends a lot of time on Food Network.  I have several of her recipes and make them at home for my family.  Nothing like cooking with butter salt and liquor!
She is extremely nice and gentle and has a great sense of humor and enjoys every minute of her life.  Even with chocolate syringes!  She does love the men too. 

She can rub my head anytime!

[tomgallagher]

Oh OK, must be a regional thing.

[smoothpaul]

I think Paula Dean is great, seems like a real fun lady that knows how to have a good time.

As for head rubs, I am ok if it is a girl or someone I know but if I am in a bar or something and a dude comes up and just starts rubbing my head, I am not into it... Usually say "Keep it up and your gonna pull back a nub"... not that I am unfriendly but some dude pawing at my dome is just kinda ... strange. If they ask its cool and I will give them the go ahead but to suddenly feel some calloused man hand on my head is out of line.

I am in agreement Marz. I am so used to my buddies doing it so it doesn't phase me but a strange dude, that's completely out of line!

[Tyler]

Oh OK, must be a regional thing.

Nope.  My wife and I watch her show on the Food Network out her in Cali.

[Jdogs Better Half]

Paula Deen earned my utmost respect when she responded with a witty remark that put some PC Health nut back in his place.

I believe she was on Oprah and someone in the audience asked her if her special fried chicken that is deep fried in lard was good for the heart.

She responded by saying "I'm your cook, not your doctor"

Go Paula!

haha I new you watched Oprah!!!

Yes it was that same show that she had the electric mixers go crazy and sprayed cake mix all over herself and oprah, I laughed so hard!

I think she is great!

[slyinglide]

Come on Guys.  If Cindy Crawford or some other bodacious Babe.....Hmmm someone like MagmaBaba were to squirt chocolate on your head and proceed to like it off would upset you?  Are you crazy?  I would be in HEAVEN......I would melt more chocolate if they wanted to do it again!!!!!!!!!