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Offline cory_rudy98

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« on: March 29, 2008, 01:59:42 PM »
Has anybody else gone?  I just got back from a week of major drunkenness and gambling.  I stayed at the Tropicana.  While not the most luxurious hotel/casino there, it was cheap, and, considering I didn't spend much time in the room, it served its purpose. 

I can't say I won big, but I did come out a couple hundred dollars up, INCLUDING the cost of the trip.

One downfall, however, is the amount of times I was asked by women at 3:30 in the morning, "Hey cutie...want me to come up to your room with you?" 

I was always left saying, "Why?  What are we going to do up there?"



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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 03:57:53 PM »

One downfall, however, is the amount of times I was asked by women at 3:30 in the morning, "Hey cutie...want me to come up to your room with you?" 

I was always left saying, "Why?  What are we going to do up there?"

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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 10:07:37 PM »
Cory I hear ya man.  I was there a few  years ago and what I hated most was those damn pimps flickin their cards in your face.  Even as I would walk down the street with my wifes arm.  They would be like....Hey this beauty here likes to have threesomes and blahblahblah....
One morning I got up earlier than everyone else....first morning there actually so I walked down the street to the 7/11 and got me a cup of coffee and some donuts, well on teh way back...waiting to cross the street...and of course I was standing on teh corner...this car turns the corner and stops right in front of me....granted now it is pretty much day light...and this black chick sitting in passenger seat asks me if I wanted to show her a good time....Im all bug eyed because for one...not quite awake yet and she as sitting there naked from the waist down playing with herself.  I was like ummmm I doubt it if I could show you a good time.......ya see because I have a like  an itty bitty penis that you have to get tweezers to even pull it out of its shell..and then after that you have to get a magnifying glass to even see that ....The car sped off really fast LOL............
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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 03:06:31 AM »
Vegas is a shithole

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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 05:26:41 AM »
JDog - Why do you have to say that?

I had a blast in Vegas.  It was probably one of the best trips I have ever been on.  It was beautiful, not to mention I had a lot of fun gambling and getting drunk with my friends (above all, drinking on the streets is a great change). 

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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2008, 05:53:46 AM »
Everyone is entitled to their opinion.


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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 06:08:54 AM »
I've never been. 

But DAMN!!!  A cup of coffee, some donuts, and a hooker on the way to 7-11???  And that early in the morning???  I'm heading to Vegas right now.   >:D >:D >:D

J/K  just woke up a bit ago and I'm still full of myself.   :D

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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 06:47:44 AM »
Hey, we all know "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"!  :/O  :D :/O ;)
So no kissing and telling.
Besides, I have reservations to go there later this year (for the first time)!  WOO-HOO! ;)

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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 06:50:14 AM »
JDog - Why do you have to say that?

 (above all, drinking on the streets is a great change). 

sounds like nawlins. in the quarter.


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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 08:20:32 AM »
I love Vegas, adult Disneyland if you ask me.
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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 08:26:30 AM »
Vegas is a sh*thole

maybe the hookers didn't hit on him. that would suck. ha ha


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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 02:20:10 PM »
If Vegas is a hole... what does that make Pahrump?  :*))



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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 03:26:27 PM »
I myself do not enjoy gambiling, however Vegas is a good jump off spot for a lot of outdoor adventure, most within a days drive...

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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 04:46:18 PM »
I love Vegas, adult Disneyland if you ask me.

I agree. I loved it there. I can't wait for my next trip. O0

I was thinking its a big boys Chucky Cheese, city sized.
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Re: Las Vegas
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 08:23:48 PM »
I liked Vegas over all.....but I think the "what happens in vegas stays in vegas" thing...would get  lot of people in trouble.  I for one will say I was a "good boy" while I was there.  Would I go back??? maybe ....but not a definite place I would want to visit again.  You must agree though....Vegas is better at night.....party all night and sleep all day!  LOL

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