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Offline frostillicus123

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Little brothers
« on: March 18, 2008, 04:41:00 PM »
Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his
younger brother who is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise all over my face!!!!
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 05:33:42 PM »
that is foul. you ar a sick, sick man frosty. keep it up.
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 11:46:55 PM »
Damn that's sick.  I love it.  Keep 'em coming.  Whoops.  No pun intended.   >:D
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 07:20:03 PM »
FROSTY!
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 10:36:07 PM »
Only Frosty! LOL......good one bro..

Timmayyy!
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 12:09:49 AM »
What *shrugs*
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 02:13:19 AM »
I thought it was great.
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Re: Little brothers
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 06:47:50 PM »
I always hated mayonaise. 
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