There were three Polish immigrants sitting around celebrating their one year anniversary of coming to America. The first guy says to the other two," You know what I love about America? I love the Holidays.... America has the best Holidays. And my favorite holiday is Easter. Everybody gets together for picnics, feels real patriotic and at the end of the day there are the most beautiful fireworks!"
The second guy looks at him in amazement and says, "That's not Easter that's the Fourth of July! Everybody knows that Easter is the time you put up a tree and decorate it, get together with family, and exchange presents. I love Easter!"
The third guy looks at both of them and says," You're both wrong. Easter is the celebration of the death and the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. He was crucified on the cross, died and was buried, and after three days he rose up from the ground............ and we had six more weeks of winter!"
