About 2 years ago I had this Ford Ranger pick up...4 speed. I was just cruising along down the highway. If I would get over 65 the damn thing would rock and rattle ..just a terrible noise. The speedometer didnt work right either...but with the rattling and all I could always tell when I was approaching 65 mph. The side view mirrors were broke....they would always fold up against the door...cause of the wind...summer time no problem..i could just roll window down and hold the mirror in place. The rear view mirror fell off...so I didnt have that either. Anyways here I was cruising right along and I had my stero up loud..to drown out the noise.. lol I see lights flashing off my windshield ..turn around to look behind me and its a state cop. So I pull over. He walks up to me and says....ummm going somewhere? I said yes back to work. He said "Been following you for about 3 miles now..trying to you to pull over" I said Oh Im sorry, ummm rear view mirror fell off..( i proceeded to reach over in my passenger seat to show him the mirror) and my side view mirrors...i have this screw wedge in there but they still seem to want to flap shut....... He kinda smiled....and said...well looks like you gonna need to get those fixed. Does all of your lights work? I said ummm dunno..im always on the inside of the truck....never have followed it going down the road. He said well you have a brake light out too. I said Oh...didnt know that. ( im like sitting here thinking OH sh*t...ticket for sure) So I ask him ...is that why you pulled me over then? He said no...I clocked you about 4 miles back going 70. Do you realize what the speed limit is here? I said yes...its 55mph. WEll dont you think you were going over that just a lil bit? I was like umm no...because if i get over 65 the thing just rattles all over the place....i cant drive that fast. He was liek well your spedometer will show how fast you going wont it...? I said ummm no ..its broken too. It reads about 10mph less than what im actually driving. He said " Well buddy looks like youre in just a world of a mess" I said I know...gonna cost me a fortune to get all this fixed...not to mention the ticket im about to get. He just kinda chuckles and says well, I will make you a deal....if you go get all that stuff fixed...come check back in with me in a week...i wont give you a ticket. I said really!!!!!! Sure....just get em fixed and come see me on Friday. I said heck yeah i will...talk to you later. ......spedometer...nothing ever wrong with it....it was fine...i knew that....sideview mirrors...already had them bought...just aint put them on yet....rear view mirror...just fell off that day...had package of glue in the glove box...just aint had time to put it on yet....and extra brake light bulb in glove box too. So I think I got off pretty cheap...dont ya think...lol
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