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Offline frostillicus123

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State Trooper
« on: March 04, 2008, 06:23:00 AM »
A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband.
When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, "Heh, what did he say?"

The old man speaks up as he says, "HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE."

A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, "Ma'am I see you're from Florida."

The old lady comments, "Heh, what did he say?"

The old man speaks up as he says, "HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'" The old lady nods her head, "Yup."

The trooper mutters, "Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of ass I ever had in Florida."

The old lady replies, "Heh, what did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"


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Re: State Trooper
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 07:46:22 AM »
That's good Frosty
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Re: State Trooper
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 01:25:40 PM »
That was a good laugh Frosty :*)) :*))
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Re: State Trooper
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 07:40:57 PM »
Another funny one, Frost.    :*)) :*))
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