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Offline Marz

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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2008, 05:08:53 PM »
Slip it in - Black Flag

Evil Woman - ELO

Hot dog in a Hallway - NOFX

Shell have another piece of pie
Shell have a double reuben rye
She kicks hard at eating well
Thats why I love her

Shes got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I cant breathe
Thats why I love her

Im her butter she my bread
Shes like a mobile waterbed
And hwen I got on top of her
I cant touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
Shes like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
Shes my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when shes on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured gut
Thats why I love her

Shes my phillie Im her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
Thats why I love her
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2008, 08:19:20 PM »
almost every red hot chili pepper song... those boys love their girls... (i don't know if it's just my preverted mind but all those songs have sexualy enuendo....)
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2008, 08:22:21 PM »
ZZ Tops.....She's Got legs..

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's got a dime all of the time,
stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,
the girl is alright, she's alright............
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2008, 08:38:27 PM »
THE POLICE...."everything she does is magic"

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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2008, 09:09:47 PM »
Willy Nelsons.... Last night I came in at 2 with a Ten...and I woke up at 10 with a 2....lol
I know the video is corny ...but i have never heard this song....i kinda like it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=woSQg3efWyQ
« Last Edit: February 27, 2008, 09:16:55 PM by TimmJ »
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2008, 05:13:50 AM »
Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress               The Hollies
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Offline Marz

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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2008, 09:50:03 AM »
Quote from: frostillicus123 on February 27, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
almost every red hot chili pepper song... those boys love their girls... (i don't know if it's just my preverted mind but all those songs have sexualy enuendo....)

This is true, My wife read Anthony Kiedis' book and that boy has had quite the affinity for women. So much so that he even designed his fireplace to look like a woman and pays homage to women in tons of songs...

i.e. Catholic School Girls Rule
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2008, 01:27:16 PM »
good morning beautiful-  steve holy
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2008, 01:32:52 PM »
You Are So Beautiful - Joe Cocker
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2008, 12:10:59 PM »
Amanda - Boston
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2008, 01:46:11 PM »
Layla....Eric Clapton
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2008, 02:29:16 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on February 29, 2008, 01:46:11 PM
Layla....Eric Clapton

Shameful Timmmmay! I'm sending you to the "naughty chair again!!
Fess up didn't you mean Clapton's "Tears In Heaven", didn't you Timmmmay?
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2008, 02:37:52 PM »
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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2008, 03:11:56 PM »
Quote from: schro on February 29, 2008, 02:37:52 PM
TIMMAY! by Lords of the Underworld.
Thatz NO chick song.
This is a chick song.


"Aint' No Woman Like You"

Ain't no ride like a 65 Mustang
Ain't no cool like James Dean cool
Ain't no man alive tough as ol' John Wayne
And ain't no woman like you

Ain't no rose like the yellow rose of Texas
Ain't no freedom like the last day of school
Ain't no whiskey like Tennessee Whiskey
And there ain't no woman like you

I ain't been around the world
But I've been around the block
Don't claim to know it all
I just know what I got
Something I've never had
And I ain't gonna lose
No baby
Ain't no woman like you

Thought I knew sweet
Til I tasted your kisses
Thought I'd been moved
Til I saw you move
Thought I knew love but now I know what I was missin'
'Cause there ain't no woman like you

I ain't been around the world
But I've been around the block
Don't claim to know it all
I just know what I got
Something I've never had
And I ain't gonna lose
No there
Ain't no woman like you
Ain't no other woman

Ain't no sound
Like a wide open Harley
Ain't no blues
Like the Memphis blues
And baby by the way did I forget to mention
That there ain't no woman like you
No there ain't no woman like you
No other woman
Ain't no other woman like you babe
You're the only one

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Re: Chick songs
« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2008, 03:38:50 PM »
Quote from: BaldBen on February 29, 2008, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: schro on February 29, 2008, 02:37:52 PM
TIMMAY! by Lords of the Underworld.
Thatz NO chick song.


Sure it is!!!! You just don't speak TIMMAY.
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