One day St Peter was standing at the gates , checking the "book of life" for a whole line of 'men of the cloth' letting 1 by 1 in and refusinga few. ALL of a sudden the clouds beneath their feet began to RUMBLE violently and St Peter walks over to the gates and swings them open WIDE as a line of BIKERS rode right on in and saluted St Peter as they pass . St Peter closes the gates and walks back to the line and the "BOOK", The next padre in line SCREAMS ' WAIT, STOP, OH HELL NO" WHATS WITH THIS ? WE HAVE OUR BOOK CHECKED AND YOU JUST LET them ROLL RIGHT in ? St Peter replies
" according to this BOOK , THOSE gentlemen
have SCARED the hell out of a lot more souls than you ever PREACHED it out of "
