OH OK Mike..thanks alot for that last comment. I have always been to embarassed to say this before...but who gives a sh*t ehh...Well my wife has one...and a few weeks ago...it was sitting there in the shower......i was like Hmmmmmmm.....i look around..make sure bathroom door is locked....window blinds are pulled tight...and i break out the wifes razor. For some reason as I was standing there im like...this is so wrong. It was like raping her razor or something, I felt dirty...a pervert....but I did it. I let those 5 blades touch my noggin..and OH IT FELT SOOOOO GOOD! I started slowly..being there was 5 blades going across my noggin. It was almost like being a kid in a candy store ya know..all excited and sh*t. Well I finished off my shave and Wow! VERY NICE SHAVE. But for some reason..I think the razor told on me......cause I havent seen it layin around anywhere.....I think she locked it up.
Well I gotta go pee.......see ya
Timmay!!!!!!!!!!