Foul Mouthed Woman

[don]

Many years ago at work we had this woman supervisor who was hispanic and about in her early 50s at the time.She had gray hair but she always went to the beauty parlor every week and had it done nicely.She was a woman of refinement and manners who always dressed nice.Well one day a few members of her family came to see her.I met her husband and a couple of her daughters.I believe her husband was Jewish.Anyway he was completely bald on top with some hair on the sides and her kids were fat.

So later on that day a coworker of mine comes to my desk.{I'll call her Betty} So Betty says to me,"Did you see the boss's family" After I told her I did she says,"My god,her husband is bald and her kids are fat" She also told me that since the boss was a classy looking lady she thought she'd have a better looking family than that.

So later that day she came to me and said that she knew why the boss's husband was probably bald and when I asked her why she replied,"Maybe she sat on his head and her hot pussy singed off his hair" I then thought to myself,"What a foul mouth this woman has" I must confess that later on when I thought about what she said I could'nt supress a few giggles.I just wanted to share this funny yet dirty story with you. 

[JDog]

Don that is an amazing story. Thank you for sharing this tidbit of history on SBG's.

Sounds like your co-worker who made these remarks was indeed a foul-mouthed trashy slag to make such an idiotic remark like that.

[dinosaur]

that' so extreme i gotta rinse out my eyes with soap for reading it

[Timmay]

after this story I want to meet that woman! LOL...just kidding...

[Rafter]

after this story I want to meet that woman! LOL...just kidding...

Which woman, Timmay?
The high class boss-lady or foul mouth Betty?

[Timmay]

Oh hell lets just get crazy....let me have em both...

[Rafter]

Oh hell lets just get crazy....let me have em both...

Let me try to visualize this. Are you gonna have together at the same time?
That would be a very deadly combo. 

My advice would be to steer clear of both of them. I personally don't like authoritative or gossip-type women. I know from experience they're dangerous. 

[Timmay]

What??  No you misunderstood me.... I was just going to sit them both down and read nursey rhyms to them.  Ya know..Goldie Locks and the Three bears...stuff like that.  Might break out the play dough too...and the puff alumps....LOL

[schro]

TIMMAY!

[Nick912]

after this story I want to meet that woman! LOL...just kidding...

LMAO!!!

[jusbnme]

I'm not a saint by any means at all and I consider myself need to cut back on the cussing.  But that "lady" sounded like a straight up bee-aach.  Sorry, my opinion. 

[Timmay]

Want me to wash your mouth out with soap?  Has anyone ever had that done to them?  I have....and oh man i will never forget it.  I remember growing up and I was probably like 15-16 and let me tell you I wasnt a problem causing kid or anything but I was good at pushing buttons.  I remember one time my mom and I got into an arguement....and I turned around and called her a name....I wish not to repeat it......but that is the last time I ever talked to her like that. 

[warhawk]

Want me to wash your mouth out with soap?  Has anyone ever had that done to them?  I have....and oh man i will never forget it. 

timmy:  did your mom make U put the bar soap in your mouth like that kid in THE CHRISTMS STORY?

WARHAWK

[Timmay]

YES!  she did.  It was even Irish spring soap...NASTY!

[buddha]

Many years ago at work we had this woman supervisor who was hispanic and about in her early 50s at the time.She had gray hair but she always went to the beauty parlor every week and had it done nicely.She was a woman of refinement and manners who always dressed nice.Well one day a few members of her family came to see her.I met her husband and a couple of her daughters.I believe her husband was Jewish.Anyway he was completely bald on top with some hair on the sides and her kids were fat.

So later on that day a coworker of mine comes to my desk.{I'll call her Betty} So Betty says to me,"Did you see the boss's family" After I told her I did she says,"My god,her husband is bald and her kids are fat" She also told me that since the boss was a classy looking lady she thought she'd have a better looking family than that.

So later that day she came to me and said that she knew why the boss's husband was probably bald and when I asked her why she replied,"Maybe she sat on his head and her hot pussy singed off his hair" I then thought to myself,"What a foul mouth this woman has" I must confess that later on when I thought about what she said I could'nt supress a few giggles.I just wanted to share this funny yet dirty story with you. 

Today this would be called sexual harassment. Kinda like the pube on the Coke can.