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Here's your sign............ by Timmay on 12 Feb, 2008 08:42
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I was at the gas station this morning. We have ice 1/2 thick all over the place. Winter storm moved in last night so things are pretty much at a stand still. I walk into the gas station and this lady who works there had just come in from the other store and she was rambling on about how bad it was out side. As I was standing there she mentions ITS LIKE A SHEET OF ICE OUT THERE. Everyone looks at each other, ( one guy mentions its as slick as my head ...lol) I look at her and say...Well Here's your sign!..........the whole place got quiet. Im standing there like WHAT!?
...... she walks out from behind the counter and stomps past me and tells me we dont need another smart ass in here and walks out the door....falls on her ass ( cause she was stomping around cause i pissed her off evidently) she gets up ...tries to make it to her car...and I stick my head out the door and say HEY! WATCH IT...IT COULD BE SLICK.....ITS LIKE A SHEET OF ICE! ...
all the people inside the store are laughing their asses off. Apparently no one likes this lady and they couldnt believe that I offered her, her sign! LOL I was like well dahhhhhhhhh, 1/2 inch of ice out there....what do you think it is going to be like. -
#1 by Jay on 12 Feb, 2008 08:55
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that's funny.
alternately, one could have said "it IS a sheet of ice out there, dummy" -
#2 by schro on 12 Feb, 2008 09:03
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I think I'd like to follow Tim around for the day.
Then again.....
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#3 by Timmay on 12 Feb, 2008 09:05
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I promise you schro...i dont own a pair of red and whites....so you are safe.
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#4 by schro on 12 Feb, 2008 09:11
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I promise you schro...i dont own a pair of red and whites....so you are safe.
LIAR LIAR, (red & white) PANTS ON FIRE! -
#5 by RodgerDodger on 12 Feb, 2008 09:13
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Apparently no one likes this lady and they couldnt believe that I offered her, her sign! LOL I was like well dahhhhhhhhh, 1/2 inch of ice out there....what do you think it is going to be like.
Timmmay,
Sounds like this lady could possibly be a relative of Elmira Gulch!
Rodger, Over and Out
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#6 by Tyler on 12 Feb, 2008 10:38
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Hilarious Timmmmmaaayyyy!
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#7 by warhawk on 12 Feb, 2008 11:15
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timmy...that was 2 funny.
WARHAWK
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#8 by Timmay on 12 Feb, 2008 11:53
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come to think of it Rodger....she sorta does look like her in a way.....lol
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#9 by PigPen on 12 Feb, 2008 13:05
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I woulda told her, "Hey I wrote you a letter the other day. I started out by saying Dear Dumb@$$...."
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#10 by Timmay on 12 Feb, 2008 13:40
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LOL I discussed this on the phone with warhawk earlier..he was cracking up...I am not thrilled to admit this but we have some fairly dumbass people around here. I think they are all a bunch of inbreds....lol. They all come up from Kentucky for a better life. Now they arent doing nothign but fighting it out with all the hispanics. LOL
And let me say this....I wasnt or am not knocking the hispanic population either in my town or this room...cause there are several here in town im good freinds with. THey are just like us white american folks. There is a bad one in every bunch. anyways.....i just got called to duty...I have to go to the grocery store to get stuff for home made cheesey broccoli soup. So see ya -
#11 by Mikekoz13 on 12 Feb, 2008 13:46
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Tim-
You're a riot! I've got to get to next year's Convention so I can meet you in person. -
#12 by Timmay on 12 Feb, 2008 22:10
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Too bad you arent going this year Mike. I am really looking forward to it. I am just beginning to wonder if I should venture out when Im up there.....seems liek all the crazy sh*t follows or finds me.
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#13 by JDog on 12 Feb, 2008 22:43
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Tim, I may be slow but I am not understanding the significance of the line "Here's your sign"
Can u explain it to me please -
#14 by wpruitt on 12 Feb, 2008 22:51
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Tim, I may be slow but I am not understanding the significance of the line "Here's your sign"
Can u explain it to me please
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/heresign.asp